Dirty Santa Christmas Gift Woven Blanket

$74.99 $159.00
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Effective Date: September 1, 2024

Production Time: 3-5 business days

USA Shipping Time: 3-5 business days


Funny Dirty Santa Woven Throw Blanket

Get ready to add a cheeky twist to your holiday decor with the Funny Dirty Santa Woven Throw Blanket. Whether you're looking for a hilarious gift for your single friends or want to add a naughty vibe to your Christmas party, this exclusive design is guaranteed to be a hit! Made from 100% cotton, this throw is not only a statement piece but also soft, breathable, and durable, making it the perfect cozy addition to your home this festive season.

Dirty Santa Christmas Blanket Key Features & Benefits:

  • 100% Cotton Comfort: Crafted from high-quality cotton, this blanket is incredibly soft and breathable, making it perfect for snuggling up during those chilly winter nights.
  • Hypoallergenic & Durable: Safe for sensitive skin and designed to last, this throw blanket will remain a favorite holiday staple for years to come.
  • Exclusive Naughty Santa Design: Featuring a hilarious "Where My Ho's At?" message and a Dirty Santa wearing sunglasses, it’s sure to get laughs and set the perfect adult Christmas party mood.
  • Perfect Gag Gift: Ideal for singles, holiday humor lovers, or as a naughty Secret Santa gift that will be the talk of the party!
  • Versatile Home Decor: Not just a blanket – use it as a wall tapestry for Christmas-themed bedroom decor, or drape it over furniture for an instant holiday vibe.

Get cozy, get cheeky, and bring some laughter to your holiday season with this one-of-a-kind Dirty Santa Throw Blanket!

Product specifications: 


Material: 100% cotton yarn and colorful fringe
Size: 60" (1.5m) height x 50" (1.3m) width

Production time: 3-5 business days
Shipping time (USA): 3-5 days (excluding Sundays)

Our woven blankets crafted in the USA by awesome working moms. We are proud to support strong communities and keep jobs in America! Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime.

To make our blankets durable enough to last, we do not print designs onto the fabric. Instead, we weave together a selection of different colored threads to create nearly 200 possible color combinations. Making the designs impossible to rub off or flake away.

Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do Not Use Bleach. Tumble dry with low heat. Air drying for this blanket is also an option.

Please note: 

  • Actual product colors may vary from mockups due to differences in available yarn colors.

Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!